FRIENDS NOT FOOD: THE PILOT
ONCE UPON A FACETIME...
Rachel, an NYC PR exec just two cats away from becoming a cautionary meme, inherits a barely functioning farm sanctuary in rural Florida thanks to her half-brother's catastrophic poker face. Her plan is simple: get the place stable, hand it back, and return to civilization before her phone starts autocorrecting "brand strategy" to "barn strategy."
She arrives to find the sanctuary is a fever dream in overalls, held together by optimism, duct tape, mystical staff, and Brad, a rooster with impulse control issues. When Rachel tries to raise visibility with a small local TV spot, a derailed celebrity booking sends the sanctuary viral overnight.
Now the woman who once branded oat milk is suddenly milking meaning for the misfits, the mission, and, inconveniently, herself.